- William Shatner has no idea where he is, or what he's just won. Right now he's probably attempting to get to the choclatly center of that Golden Globe like a kid on Easter morn.
- Is someone still holding that lump of turd under Renée Zellweger's nose?
- Lost was robbed. The only show worth watching in a long time and the GG goes to a lousy doctor's show. Everyone on the stage for Nip/Tuck could use some.
- Jamie Foxx made the GG's his bitch.
- Desperate Housewives are Desperate Actresses.
- Why does Al Pacino always look like he's about to scream out, HOO-HA!!! ?
- Mekhi Phifer will never work in this town again.
- If I wore eye patches over BOTH my eyes, I could totally sit through Will Ferrel's next movie.
- Teri Hatcher is this years Anna Nicole.
- Is Lisa Marie Presley a superhero? It explains the cape she wore.
- Is Mick Jagger going to name all of his illigitimate children? Got four years to sit through this list?
- His Royale Badness looks like his High Holiness.
- You have a microphone Opie, no need to scream the nominees to everyone.
- You know why Clint keeps winning these things? Everyone's afraid he'll shoot them and then step on their throats.
- Diane Keaton's outfit looks like a mermaid swam up on shore and decided to become a business major. You also have a microphone. No need to scream there.
- A Golden Globe is the award to win. When you walk up on stage, everyone will pat your back.
- Can you believe that 2 former members of In Living Color are being honored at the GG's?
- I'm sure Robin Williams really wanted footage of him as Mork played right before he recives the Cecil B. DeMille award.
- Is Robin TRYING to get his award taken away? Jesus!
- Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to break Robin Williams and grind his bones to make his bread.
- Howard Hughes would be so proud.
- Desperate Housewives cast and crew has finally confirmed that there is not one funny or talented person on that show.
- When is Nicollette Sheridon going to drop her towel for a black football player? You mean watched this thing for nothing?
- Hillary Swank looks like she should have a spitoon beside her at all times for her chaw.
- If these people didn't win their awards, would they still be speaking about the size of their director's hearts?
- How in the Hell did Sly Stallone get invited to the Golden Globes??
- Who is that keeps telling Goldie Hawn that she's cute? STOP IT!
- I wish someone would screw up and call Finding Neverland, Finding Nemo.
- The camera men at the GG's are shameless. They must be former paparazzi, all jockeying for position when someone wins.
- When is this thing going to end? They may not have work in the morning, but I do! How long is this? An eon?
- How come the Truthbringer doesn't get invited to the Golden Globes? Probably my lack of schmoozing. Ah well, there's always next year.